EXCLUSIVE -SECRET TAPE.

SENIOR CIVIL SERVANT SIR PHILIP RUTMAN HAS ACCUSED HOME SECRETARY PRITI PATEL OF USING OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE TO HIMSELF AND HER STAFF. THIS IS A TRANSCRIPT OF A TAPE SENT IN ANONYMOUSLY TO THE 7 FOOT PIGEON

“Who the fuck asked you to come in?”

“Well, I er………………….”

“Never mind ‘well, I er’ and why the fuck didn’t you knock first?”

“Well, I er………………..”

“Christ, you’re at it again. What the blazes do you want?”

“I’ve been told to, er………….”

“Look, shit for brains, I’m the only one who gives orders round here and I don’t give a flying fuck who  else told you to do what. Get out”

” But Sir Philip told me…………………….”

“Sir Philip, Sir Philip, Sir bloody Philip,  that bloody pin striped loser. Don’t ever mention that turd’s name again,”

“But Sir Philip…………….”

“”What did I just say. Fuck off our of here fart face and don’t ever come back”

“Does that mean that………”

“It means piss off and die somewhere, you snivelling little bastard.”