IT’S OK M’AM – THE BLIGHTER’S GONE
It takes a lot to upset the English but messing with the Queen is one of those things that is simply not done. Walking in front of her whilst inspecting troops would have got a lesser mortal banged up in…
GOOD RIDDANCE
To use his own upper 6th vernacular - the turd has gone. Done a runner. Buggered orf. Quite possibly the only good thing that has happened to the Tory party and, indeed, the country during the farce of Brexit, is…
NO TIME ANYWHEN
From whence did broadcast journalists get the phrase:"any time soon" as in "do not expect Donald Trump to start speaking English any time soon." The phrase is, in a way, meaningless or rather it is used to replace what used to be…
WHERE IS NUNES?
The world has noticed and the world wants an answer. Where the heck is Neil Nunes? Well, not exactly the world, but certainly that deliriously happy part that is the UK's followers of possibly the funniest radio show ever devised,…
LAST OF THE WAFFELERS
Witsended BBC news programmers are working on a revolutionary new editorial policy to stop in their tracks MP's refusing to answer direct questions. They plan to implement a shock "two strikes and your out" interrogation system, and the flag ship…
LADIES FIGHT BACK
Fed up with (or "OF" if you're a pedantic twit) fictional TV progs, films and novels running plots where the main female character, or lesser female roles in sub-plots, has been abused/sexually assaulted/generally duffed up or whatever else men are…