The TODAY programme on BBC radio 4 "And now, at 3 minutes to 8, an update on the weather with Helen Willetts" "Oh, thank you so much, Thank you so, very very much. Thank you. And hello. Hello everyone. And…

MINUTES OF TOP LEVEL MEETING OF EDITORIAL STAFF OF SUNDAY TIMES "STYLE MAGAZINE". Lorraine Candy, Editor in Chief:"Alison - how the hell did this get past you?" Alison Thomson. Chief Sub-Editor::"Well, it seemed OK." "It seemed OK. Are you mad?…

Witsended BBC news programmers are working on a revolutionary new editorial policy to stop in their tracks MP's refusing to answer direct questions. They plan to implement a shock "two strikes and your out" interrogation system, and the flag ship…